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Daily Dialogue

Folks, this one’s real, though one of the speakers has been largely imagined.

Man on phone: God, I’m so pissed!

Customer-service rep.: I’m very sorry, sir.

Man on phone: So you’re telling me somebody bought “Street Fighter” using my phone?

Customer-service rep.: Yes, sir. Did you lose your phone at some point?

Man on phone: Well, I think I lost it Thursday night, but I got really drunk that night and didn’t realize it was gone until the next morning. I was so pissed, but I looked everywhere for it, and just as I was about to call and deactivate it, I found it.

Customer-service rep.: Uh huh.

Man on phone: Wait, can you look up the person’s account who bought it and find out who they are, so we can get them?

Customer-service rep.: No, sir. They used your account. It’s your phone.

Man on phone: Right. Man, I got to get a new phone. Hey, what do you think of the Samsung OMNIA? Has that been doing all right?

Customer-service rep.: Thank you for calling AT&T, sir. Have a nice day.

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