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Daily Dialogue

Pilot: I was doing nothing more than flying––nothing more.

Inspector: Yes, but isn’t the very act of flying suspicious, considering you’ve had little to no training in such an endeavor?

Pilot: I spent four years in the U.S. Flight Force and have been flying commercially ever since.

Inspector: Still, your gravity defiance has left me quite concerned.

Pilot: This is preposterous. Hold on a moment, would you? (Into the blinking red phone) Pilot to base, my artificial horizon is all jimbly, and the black and yellow lever is dangly doo. Please respond.

Inspector: In the meantime, I’ve detained your crew and removed this critical wire to dust for fingerprints.

–CRASH–