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Jan 2009

Daily Dialogue

Guy: It’s snowing again, eh?

Dude: Yup. It’s gonna be tough driving tomorrow.

Guy: Don’t remind me. But, hey, it can’t be as bad near my place as it will be near yours. Last week, I don’t know how I even got out of your driveway.

Dude: Mmm. What? Wait, you haven’t been over to the house since Thanksgiving, and it was as dry and sunny as a Christian choir girl. What were you doing in my driveway?

Guy: I boned your wife.

THE END